This is hilarious!


Instructions

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. then tag 10 friends who have to do the same.. or whatever i don't really care if you do this?

1) your name?
Courtney

A displeasing, often revolting, creature, who will infest your life and mac on your guy by partaking in oral activities if not taken care of immedietly.
"The sight of courtney made me vomit and fall to the ground screaming in pain."

2) your age?
15
Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious

3) what should you be doing?
sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma."


4) favorite colour?
Orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis

Random:
"The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed."

Courtney:
1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth stds.

2.)(verb) the act of putting one's genitalia in your mouth. "the courtney


5) month of your birthday?
October
The awesomest month of the year!
"Oh, it's October! Super-rad, give me an octopus"


6) last person you talked to?
Mom
the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
"yo mamma"


7) what did you last drink?
Iced Tea
A form of diarrhea that is the consistancy of Iced Tea. No chunks and lighter in color. This occurance usually sounds like you're peeing from the butthole.
"Wow, Karen made some fresh Iced Tea in the bowl earlier"


8) your nickname?
Court
adj; a person with characteristics such as loving, kind, trust-worthiness, Hottie, fun, real, and honest.
Syn; 'one hell of a best friend'
" Wowah look at that sweet thang, shes a Court"


I TAG whoever wants to do this